Wine Rating Scale

The 3 Happy Face Wine Rating Scale:

0 x :)

I rather dump it in the ocean than drink it.

 

1 x :)

It effectively gets C₂H₅OH into my bloodstream. Rather drink it than do the dishes. May not finish off the bottle if I have something better to do.

 

2 x :)

Worth drinking. Would drink it again. Would make sure the bottle was empty.

 

3 x :)

Awesome wine! Need to go out and buy a few more bottles.